McAmis Effect

The Untold Story

2014

It has come to our attention that a growing number of Tim McAmis Performance Parts customers have experienced unusual side effects after receiving our products...

SOME SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE:

More chest hair

All meat diet

Bone turning to titanium

T-Rex as a pet

Desire to weld

More tools in garage

Front row pit parking

More carbon fiber

Wife stocks fridge with beer

Enlarged trophy case

If you or someone you know has observed any of these side effects after receiving Tim McAmis Performance Parts, CONGRATULATIONS. If not, please contact us today so we can help you achieve this level of awesome.